Lawsuit No April Fool's Joke

Western Massachusetts, April 1, 2011

Massive Lawsuit Filed Over Global Warming Claims

The elementary public school children across America have filed a massive class action suit, asking $3 trillion in damages. The children claim that they were forced to watch Al Gore's movie, An Inconvenient Truth. This caused them severe anxiety and psychological damage, as well as resulting secondary mental and physical illnesses. In the largest and most complex lawsuit in history multiple defendants have been named. The list includes, but is not limited to: Al Gore, school boards and administrations across the country, the United Nations, and a number of "scientists" who purposely falsified information and data in an attempt to prove warming.

In support of their case the children have compiled an extremely large amount of factual information and data, proving beyond any doubt, that the so-called global warming scare was nothing more than a hoax that would allow political agendas to be pushed, grossly enrich many individuals and corporations (Al Gore and GE as examples cited in the suit), as well as other corrupt motives.

The children, using their home computers, gathered temperature data across the globe over the last 75 years. It simply consisted of taking temperature data, each day at noon local time, each and every day, at 50 locations across the world. Robin Williams, 7 years old, stated: "The data was easily accessible, no fudge factors were necessary, the data speaks for itself." She went on to say, "That it may seem to be a large amount of data, but with the multiple Giga-Byte computers that we have today, it was no problem whatsoever." She also indicated that in going through the process, it angered the children even more, since absolutely no adjustments or fudge factors (as used by the "global warming scientists") are necessary, the data itself reveals the facts.

The irrefutable conclusion is that over the last 75 years there were periods of both temperature increases and decreases, some trends that did momentarily exist, but these were completely random. Overall, the temperature variations that did occur were statistically random. NO WARMING OR COOLING IS EVIDENT. This conclusion is clearly supported by the data collected.

Robert Givens, an 8 year old participant in the study, asked the question: "Why did it take elementary school students to simply collect the data and either prove or disprove warming or cooling? It is so simple to do. Our motto has been "let the data speak", and it did!" He reiterated that there is no necessity to use fudge factors, the data itself gives the answer, pure and simple.

The lawsuit is expected to be filed in a federal court within the next 2 months. Many scientists who were previously silent rather than risking a personal "politically correct" attack, are now coming out of the woodwork in support of the lawsuit. The cat (and truth) is now out of the bag.

Questions are already beginning to arise as to whether the children will be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for PURE Science; an Oscar; or Congressional / Presidential awards and recognition.